M: (sees red heart cinnamon gummies on his pillow) "Thanks."
M: "I called about a rare pink diamond for you for Valentines, I was really excited b/c they said they were on sale since the mine was closing. I asked for a 1 karat - it was half a million."
Me: "Like I said, we're not spending much on Valentines."
We found this so funny b/c since the pink diamonds were $500,000, I didn't get anything. I didn't want anything, so it was perfect, but we laughed and laughed.